“It’s all about the presentation,” my mother told me. So she taught me how to wrap a gift. How to center a box on the paper, how to make sure the edges were even and no tape was visible. She used miles of ribbon. She taught me how to tie a proper bow. Those pre-made self-stick bows were, in her opinion, the epitome of laziness.
It was meticulous work.
On Christmas morning, it took seconds to destroy it all.
Who was the genius — or maniac — behind gift wrap? Despite...