Leaving Breaking Dawn Part 1, mercifully the second-to-last installment in the Twilight Saga, I heard a little girl cry:
“I have so many feelings about this movie, but I can’t put them into words!”
Me too, kiddo, but they pay me to try.
Aside from being poorly scripted and woodenly acted, the entire Twilight series spoon-feeds a destructive message to young girls.
The romantic premise is as follows...