This Week’s Creature Feature
A Hound’s Jolly Humbug!
As I decked the halls with boughs of holly
I put a Santa hat on this dog to be jolly.
When down to the dog park we went to play,
The strangest things my dog had to say!
Santa Hat, for who? Not me!
I won’t wear it! I’m a dog you see!
All I want is to bound and play
And your holiday cheer gets in my way.
Barking and howling, he became quite a yelper
For he’d have no part in being Santa’s little helper.
His head he shook with all his might
Removing that hat with eager delight.
With his big fuss and his grim mug,
He traded Santa’s hat
For a Bah and Humbug!